Laugh your ass off. Today's funny

Time for a good laugh.
http://www.metricunderground.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=551&p=4737#p4737

Excellent. Even better when you've just got back pissed from a christening that turned into a wedding.

man i want that sort eletric fence for my house dam garrage got broken in to about 3 weeks ago
would ov been good to come home to a smouldering theif on the ground fuck i hate theving mother f#@ers

did they get anything?

mike wrote:

man i want that sort eletric fence for my house dam garrage got broken in to about 3 weeks ago
would ov been good to come home to a smouldering theif on the ground fuck i hate theving mother f#@ers

Amen to that bud. I'm still a big fan of chopping dirty f#$ken thieves hands off.

Damn right..

well dont get me started there would ov been some bastard riding down the road on my bros push bike with me chainsaw in the other hand
anyway no one is getting back thru that door i put so much steel in the door i think its gona break the hinges
atleast the insurance is gona give me a nice shiney new one umm im gona cut som shit up ha

thanks Woody. Needed that. Had a serious shit day til now.

bob51 wrote:

thanks Woody. Needed that. Had a serious shit day til now.

My pleasure Bob.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqse8gdkcBE&feature=related

thats gold ha ha wat an awsome idea

Were they Irish? Some dick parked in front of us in town this morning completely blocking someone's drive. They had a 100% Irish sticker in their back window. No wonder we have such a bad rep.

That's hilarious.

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HA HA anyone else see this

See what happen's when you move to australia,you become stupid.

he was only doin 75km/h - I thought the limit for bbq's was 80k's

hey Im a bit worried about that cod ban in the article underneath

I think I've done the same thing a few times. Wouldn't have been on that bike though.

The Fox hat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGQbgrp6uR4